Kamis, 24 Februari 2011

Baju Pramugari " Clothes Stewardess "


Para kiai berdebat tentang boleh tidaknya bertayamum dengan kursi-kursi yang ada di pesawat, terutama bagi jamaah haji Indonesia yang berada di pesawat agak lama. Sebagian menyatakan boleh karena dalam udara ini selalu ada debu. Ada juga yang mengutip pendapat imam madzhab bahwa setiap barang yang bisa terbakar pasti memuat unsur debu.

Namun banyak pula yang menolak bertayamum dengan kursi pesawat, karena pesawat tertutup bahkan sering berada di luar angkasa. Lagi pula kursi pesawat selalu dibersihkan rutin, sehingga tidak mungkin ada debu.

Nah, di tengah perdebatan itu Kiai Mahfud Masduki nyeletuk, “Kalau masih ragu tayamum dengan kursi pesawat, yang pasti ada debunyaya baju pramugari itu. Karena dia pasti naik turun pesawat,” katanya. Para kiai lainnya tertawa, mungkin sambil membayangkan pramugari.

In English
The scholars may argue about whether or not tayamum with chairs on the plane, especially for Indonesian pilgrims who were on the plane for some time. Some states may be because the air is always there to dust. There are also cites the opinion of the priest madhhab that any items can be burned must contain elements of dust.

Yet many who refuse bertayamum with seat plane, because planes are often closed even in outer space. After all aircraft seats are always cleaned regularly, so that there can be no dust.

Well, in the middle of the debate, Kiai Masduki Mahfud nyletuk, "If still in doubt tayamum with aircraft seats, which would have debunyaya clothes that stewardess. Because she must have climbed down the plane, "he said. The other scholars laugh, perhaps while imagining a stewardess.

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Gus Dur Berbagi Amplop " Gus Dur Envelopes Share "



Usai memberikan ceramah di suatu acara pengajian, Gus Dur dihampiri banyak orang yang ingin bersalaman dengannya. Seperti kiai pada umumnya, masyarakat memberikan amplop berisi uang kepada Gus Dur, atau kita kenal dengan salaman templek, pada saat bersalaman. Ini sebagai satu bentuk penghormatan. Isi amplopnya bisa beragam, sesuai kadar kemampuan ekonomi si pengamplop.

Setelah acara, Gus Dur berkumpul dengan teman-temannya. Amplop yang diterimanya tidak diambil semua untuk pribadinya. Beberapa amplop yang diterima dibagikan kepada tema-temannya yang adalah para kader dan pengawal yang setia mendampingi Gus Dur kemana-mana. Nah, karena Gus Dur baik hati, amplop yang berisi tebal justru dikasihkan kepada teman-temannya itu.

Teman-temannya berterima kasih kepada Gus Dur, seraya langsung menerima amplop dengan penuh semangat dan berbisik, "Wah Gus Dur ini baik sekali. Amplop yang tebal malah diberikan kepada kita.Alhamdulillah."

Nah sekarang tibalah saatnya membuka amplop. Hah... Ternyata, amplop yang tebal berisi berlembar-lembar uang ribuan saja dan paling gede hanya pecahan lima ribuan. Sementara amplop Gus Dur yang tipis berisi beberapa lembar saja, tapi bergambar Sueharto tersenyum, alias uang limapuluh ribuan. Jadi tetap saja bagian Gus Dur lebih besar dibanding yang lain.

Semua menggerutu, "Ah mestinya pilih amplop yang tipis saja." Gus Dur hanya tersenyum. "Tapi dari mana Gus Dur tahu isi amplop ya?"

In English
After delivering a lecture at an event study, Gus Dur was approached by many people who wanted to shake hands with him. As scholars in general, people give envelopes containing money to Gus Dur, or we are familiar with the shake Templek, when shaking hands. This is as a form of homage. The contents of the envelope can vary according to levels of economic ability of the pengamplop.

After the show, Gus Dur was hanging out with friends. Envelopes received not taken all to personal. Some of the envelopes received is distributed to the theme of his companions who were the cadres and bodyguards who accompanied Gus Dur faithful everywhere. Well, because Gus Dur kind, an envelope containing a thick precisely dikasihkan to his friends that.

His friends were grateful to Gus Dur, as he immediately received an envelope with passion and whispered, "Boy Gus Dur is excellent. Envelopes with thick instead given to kita.Alhamdulillah."

Well now it's time to open the envelope. Hah ... Apparently, a thick envelope containing pages and pages of thousands of money only and most big fraction only five thousand. While Gus Dur is a thin envelope containing a few pieces only, but illustrated Sueharto smile, aka money fifty thousand. Thus it remains only part of Gus Dur is greater than another.

All grumbled, "Ah .. it should select only a thin envelope." Gus Dur just smiled. "But where Gus Dur ya know the contents of the envelope?"

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